Tom vs. Bruce: Star Wars Battlefront (rerun)

Tom Chick don’t surf.

Tom vs. Bruce: Dawn of War (rerun)

I can’t imagine sitting around a tabletop saying things out loud like, "I’m going to research more choppy for my slugga boyz."

Tom vs. Bruce: Kohan II (rerun)

If there were rats, they’d be called something different…maybe rats would be sarkinnens or rosthards. Perhaps dingushuffers.

Tom vs. Bruce vs. Erik: Joint Operations (rerun)

We’re gonna need a bigger squad. I’ve enlisted Erik Wolpaw, who will join us in a strictly advisory position.

Tom vs. Bruce: Political Machine (rerun)

Florida. What a huge pain in the ass that state is.

Tom vs. Bruce: Rise of Nations: Thrones & Patriots (rerun)

I start building up my Iroquois empire. I have bison, peacocks, and amber near my capital city, which is perfect stuff for the party I’m going to throw when I win.

Tom vs. Bruce: World of Warcraft beta (rerun)

I am a dwarf from Anvilmar.

Tom vs. Bruce: Unreal Tournament 2004 (rerun)

…the bots are doing lots of things a lot.

Rush Boom Turtle: Your guide to threesomes

It’s difficult to get all the parties to agree on the particulars. And then when it happens, there’s a lot of fumbling around, and it usually ends in resentment.

Read Rush Boom Turtle #6.

Tom vs. Bruce: Civilization III Conquests (rerun)

Let’s give El Bruce a war on two fronts! To get France on board, I empty my treasury of 140 hard-earned gold, which I got by teaching heathen civilizations about stuff such as writing and money.

Tom vs. Bruce: Star Chamber (rerun)

My plants have serious political moxie.

Tom vs. Bruce: Heroes of Might & Magic III (rerun)

For everyone reading, I’d like to make it clear that this was Bruce’s idea.

Rush Boom Turtle: Step away from the Xbox 360

This is not the platform you’re looking for.

Read Rush Room Turtle #5.”

Rush Boom Turtle: The Rise of Legends birthday party with Brian Reynolds

I’ve been playing Rise of Legends to re-appreciate for you how good it is. Which led me to call Brian Reynolds, who — no joke — took time out from an “RPG weapons meeting” to talk to me.

Read Rush Boom Turtle #4.

Rush Boom Turtle: Naval gazing

Naturally, you’d think the Unit of the Week would be a boat of some sort. A-ha, wrong! Well, at least, you would have been wrong if I’d gone with my initial idea. I had chosen the Giant Squid from Red Alert 2, but then I loaded up the game to grab a screenshot. Ugh.

Read Rush Boom Turtle #3.

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