Rush, Boom, Turtle: Majesty 2 and the sickness unto death

My name is Mozadus. I’m a wizard in Majesty 2 and I’m destined for great things. I’ll have a room in the Hall of Lords with all the other heroes carried over from scenario to scenario. I’ll be called down to Earth to help out when the going gets tough. My name will be spoken in the same breath as Gandalf, Merlin, Dumbledore and Doug Henning.

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Rush, Boom, Turtle: Swords & Soldiers & Monkeys & Rockets

“We all have a monkey somewhere in our hearts.”

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Rush, Boom, Turtle: And Now for Something Completely Different

This must be what it felt like to play Defense of the Ancients back when it was a mod for Warcraft III.

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Rush, Boom, Turtle: Waiting for Starcraft II

Can you believe Stormrise came out a mere few months ago? That game tanked so hard it feels like it came out last year.

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Turtle, Turtle, Turtle: RTSs for basebodies

There are about 13,272 tower defense games out there. Do not try to play them all.

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Rush, Boom, Turtle: I like to watch, Eve

We’re graphics whores who pretend we’re gameplay princesses.

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Rush, Boom, Turtle: the EndWar way

10) EndWar has no depth.
9) EndWar has no variety.
8) EndWar has a dull economy…

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Rush, Boom, Turtle: Sins of a Sins Developer

“Ships were spinning around the planets. It wasn’t possible to control or predict anything.”

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Rush, Rush, Rush: Halo Wars and the Endangered Turtle

Kids these days – there were some on my lawn earlier today – just want to rush.

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Rush, Boom, Turtle: Real Time Strategy Games, 1989-2009

Real-Time Strategy Games passed away on Jan. 29, 2009 at the age of 20.

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Rush, Boom, Turtle: Everybody Look What’s Goin’ Down

These three games are simple but not simplistic, elegant but no less exciting for it, and all liable to be overlooked by business-as-usual RTS fans.

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Rush, Boom, Turtle: The Game So Nice They Made It Thrice

Like Miramax chasing Oscars, maybe Blizzard wants someone to look at its games and go, “Now that’s some great storytelling!”

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Rush Boom Turtle: “For the love of God, Montresor!”

There’s nothing like a siege! Helm’s Deep, Troy, Masada, Fort William Henry.

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Tom vs. Bruce Erik: Battle for Middle Earth (rerun)

Erik: I notice that Tom has one unit standing in the middle of the courtyard firing arrows at my flying orc. It’s called Legolas, and it’s not dying like the rest of his crappy units. I Alt-Tab out to do some research on the Internet.

Rush Boom Turtle: You suck at RTS

Put that coffee down. Coffee is for villagers.

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