Goat Simulator is officially coming to Steam as an actual product. Back when the demo hit the internet, Coffee Stain Studios thought it was just a goofball internal project to have fun with after shipping their tower defense first-person shooter mashup Sanctum 2. Surprise! Apparently there are a lot more fans of ragdoll goat physics and farmhouse destruction than was originally thought. Or maybe people just wanted the chance to be a goat.
Goat Simulator is a small, broken and stupid game. It was made in a couple of weeks so don’t expect a game in the size and scope of GTA with goats. In fact, you’re better off not expecting anything at all actually. To be completely honest, it would be best if you’d spend your $10 on a hula hoop, a pile of bricks, or maybe a real-life goat.
Goat Simulator launches April 1st (no, it’s not an April Fools’ joke) on Steam. You can pre-order the game from the official site for $9.99.