Things besides “fuck you” that Dante says in a boss battle against a succubus (pictured):
1) “You’re dumped.” (upon dropping her into a pool of lava) 2) “You’re all mixed up.” (upon pushing her into spinning blades) 3) “Suck on this, succubus.”
So far I am supremely disappointed with the lack of quotes that recognize the game shares the same name as half of Run-DMC. I keep hoping for a “It’s McDaniels, not McDonalds, these swords are Dante’s but the burgers are Ronald’s.”. Come on, Capcom!
Aren’t succubi supposed to be seductive? Does the creature start with an alternate appearance? If not, she must have a hard time doing her job.
Fugliest succubus I’ve ever seen.
I guess now I know what the writers for Diablo 3 have been up to.
To be fair, I’m pretty sure there’s a U.N. resolution requiring that the third quote be featured in any videogame involving a succubus. Devil May Cry is just doing its part to uphold international law!
He should’ve gone with the simple, but devastating, “Nice face.”
Not gonna lie, I kind of love “Suck on this, succubus.” It’d be a great post-touchdown chant for the Devil City Incubi cheerleaders.
Yeah. One does wonder if the writers of DMC know what a succubus is.
I’m not saying it should be, like, Morrigan-level sexualized or anything. But I’d prefer recognizably female.
Well, what does an expert say on this matter? SInistrari says:
Demoniality [sex with an incubus or succubus] is copulation with a corpse, a senseless and motionless corpse which is but accidentally moved through the power of the Demon.
Doesn’t sound so hot now, does it?
You go through a couple of levels knowing that you’re looking for a succubus. Which, naturally, creates certain expectations.
Then you find that thing.
Thanks, Ninja Theory.
Please play Devil May Cry so you can use that in an article instead of squandering it on a comments section.
Oh, I am. Easier combat, yay!
Yeah, demons look like shit.
“I’ll put you on a bus that sucks!”
(fourth-wall-breaking product placement) “You really make my NVIDIA brand video card suck power from the PCI bus!”