Daily Archives: January 18, 2013

Battle of the Bulge open mic night

The hex is dead. That’s the conclusion I’ve come to while playing territory-based games like Eador: Genesis on the PC and Battle of the Bulge on the iOS, where you fight over maps built from discrete chunks, each a package … Continue reading

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Devil May Cry needs a new quip writer

Things besides “fuck you” that Dante says in a boss battle against a succubus (pictured): 1) “You’re dumped.” (upon dropping her into a pool of lava) 2) “You’re all mixed up.” (upon pushing her into spinning blades) 3) “Suck on … Continue reading

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