Why Forza Horizon totally sucks

Posted by on October 23, 2012 in Games

Overheard from a level 26 player in the multiplayer lobby of Forza Horizon, a game in which you spin a roulette wheel every time you level up, earning a random car or sum of money:

After level 25 it’s pointless to level up, other than to get free shit, because you don’t get an achievement for it.

I can’t really speak to that, as I haven’t even gotten the achievement for hitting level 10 yet. However, I’m shocked — shocked, I tell you! — that Forza Horizon won’t let me drive a Honda Fit or a Dodge Viper. I shall ragequit forthwith–

Wait, what’s this? A classic black and gold 1977 Trans Am Firebird, one of mankind’s greatest kitsch accomplishments? Forza Horizon may very well be the awesomest driving game ever conceived.

  • James

    I’m certainly having a blast with it. All the best aspects of modern racing games all rolled into one!

  • http://www.facebook.com/morrison.bjorn Bjorn Morrison

    Tom, I saw this today and thought of you: http://cthulhu-hand-luke.tumblr.com/post/34160913951

    Hopefully someone can make this in Forza for you!

  • David

    total agree, Forz* Horizon sucks!

  • Disappointed

    I thought FH would be FM4 in open world. Fisics and video looks more like NFSs

  • alonzo

    Waited patiently for Forza Horizon…based on good experience with Forza 3 and 4, I feel totally ripped off…cheezy crap! You have now bit me once….you won’t get me again! What away to loose good hardcore fans….booooo you suck!!!!!

  • nick

    All cars dlc :(

  • Ysmir Dragon of the North

    You, Tom Chick, are a Troll of the highest order.