The water’s fine in Guild Wars 2

Normally when you go underwater in a game, you have a breath meter that determines how long you can stay down there. This helps level designers design their oceans by limiting how far down the player can go. After all, not all games are Endless Oceans. It also keeps your character’s fingers from pruning.

Guild Wars 2, however, has some pretty wide ranging underwater exploration. When the level designers need to keep you from just heading out into the empty seas, they cite “currents” as the limiting factor. I would have also accepted “undertow”. But when it comes to briny depths, there’s some awfully amazing stuff in the water. And since all characters have rebreathers with unlimited air capacity and magical defenses against nitrogen narcosis and the bends, you can explore freely! The only drawback is that you look like a certain ridiculous villain in a certain recent movie.

  • Gormongous

    No!

  • Xander Bennett

    “When Ascalon is ashes, you have my charrmission to die.”

    I’m sorry.

  • luckystriker

    as you very well should be lol

  • Samjack

    Gw2 is the worst boring repetitive and brainless facebook-like crap MMO ever. “But duh environmahnt is shooo pretty! ” Yeah this guy likes intelligent games really. He bashed TSW with his atrocious review, I knew he is a freaking Horseshit Wars 2 fan, I knew it. Asshole. Have fun picking flowers and feeding the cows in Guild Shit 2, a lobotomized chimpanzee may like this game just like the braindead gaming audience you belong too. Heck this isn’t even an RPG anymore, what a joke

  • Forrest

    This is like the infamous “SUCKbox 360 (aka Crapbox360)” reader mail from the early days of Idle Thumbs. Please keep on keepin’ on with your unique perspective!

  • http://twitter.com/jdhas jdhas

    You mad, bro?

  • Samjack

    oh look, Arenanet Shill has deleted my comment! too much dirty truth, eh? Yeah you are a shill and you know it. Come on, post your 5 star review for this boring abortion, can’t wait. Hey you could come up with a 6 star review, how about that

  • Forrest

    You had me at “Socialist sidekick system” lol. Whats your nick online, John Alt? Sam Rand?

  • wykstrad

    “Stop telling everyone what to do! I’m in charge of this raid!”

    “Do you feel in charge?”

  • wykstrad

    I don’t get what’s going on. You seem aware that the name of the game in question is Guild Wars 2, based on the acronym at the beginning of the comment, but then you go on to call the game “Horseshit Wars 2″ and “Guild Shit 2″ as though that is its real name. It seems like you’re doing this to make some sort of point, but I can’t quite figure out what that point is supposed to be. Maybe you could give a simpler explanation- you’re obviously quite smart, but the rest of us can’t be expected to keep up with your intimidating intellect.