Saints Row 3 lead designer Scott Phillips shows up to solve a few mysteries like why you can’t replay missions, why butts are pixellated but purple dildos aren’t, what’s going on in that mission where you’re suddenly drugged and naked, and what happened to Freckle Bitches. I should warn you that if you haven’t finished the storyline, we do discuss specific plot points, such as the fate of [redacted], the late game arrival of [redacted], and the [redacted] on Arapice Island.
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Having trouble with Zelda: Skyward Sword? Here’s a foolproof shortcut to get to one of the game’s unintended endings.
1. At the beginning of the quest, go to Lanayru Desert to retrieve the song of the Thunder Dragon.
2. In the Lanayru Mine, speak with Golo the Goron.
3. Complete the Thunder Dragon’s event, and receive his song.
4. Before heading to the forest or volcano regions, speak with Golo in the mine again.
5. At this point, the forest and volcano events will no longer occur, making it impossible to continue.
The above instructions come from the email reply Nintendo sends to players who contact customer support looking for help after having done exactly those steps. Zelda Informer has reprinted the entire email here. I haven’t played Skyward Sword, so I have no idea how easy it is to stumble through those step and kill your game. But it’s a sad day when a Nintendo game can stop you in your tracks as cold as a Bethesda game.
That’s me up there with my girlfriend. She’s kind of shy. We both are, actually. This is clear because we close our eyes for every picture. Every single time a picture gets snapped during our little level, Super Bunnio, we close our eyes. Either we’re shy or we just share the same tic.
Anyway, I’m feeling a little down because we just can’t seem to get together. Oh, I know, everything looks nice in that picture with that cute little heart and the butterflies, but things are about to get weird. So weird. This gust of wind up and carries my girlfriend away, and so I have to do all this combo-jumping and eat a bunch of carrots to try to get her back. The combo-jumping is kind of cool, actually. In my normal bunny life I don’t get to do much of that. But then a couple of times I turn into a ball all of a sudden and start drilling through the ground like some kind of deranged hedgehog and I finally find her and then another gust of wind comes up and…well…it’s…
Weird.
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I have discovered that the best way to level up is to find yourself in an area that is incredibly high level completely by accident while wandering around looking for things to collect. It’s also really frustrating, but here is where my hobby pays off. You see, I could care less about the main quest or really any sub-quests. What I actually love is stealing food. And some of the food, while ridiculous heavy, is amazingly good at giving you back health.
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