Did I really just type cumming? Tom told me he was trying to elevate the tone around this place. Some ideas need to die a quick and messy death.

Anyway, exciting news from the AVN Adult Entertainment Expo:

A “Bonecraft” computer game at the expo was pitched as a spoof on popular videogames “Starcraft” and “World of Warcraft.”

The game opens with drunken space soldiers crashing on a planet with troll-like “orcs” and Elvin women.

“The space Marines start fighting the orcs to get with the Elvin women,” said a ‘Bonecraft’ spokeswoman who gave her name only as Sarah. “The goal of the game is to have more sex with Elvin women.”

And what a fine goal that is! Starcraft II, meet my dusty shelf. It’s Bonecraft time!