Monthly Archives: September 2008

Review: Force Unleashed

Posted by on September 17, 2008 in Reviews

Picture Vader in the conference room in “Star Wars,” raising his hand to choke the guy and then delivering the line, “I find your lack of faith disturbing.” Now imagine if he raised his hand and instead accidentally crushed the … Continue reading →

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Tom vs. Bruce Erik: Battle for Middle Earth (rerun)

Posted by on September 15, 2008 in Features

Erik: I notice that Tom has one unit standing in the middle of the courtyard firing arrows at my flying orc. It’s called Legolas, and it’s not dying like the rest of his crappy units. I Alt-Tab out to do … Continue reading →

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Rock Band 2 review

Posted by on September 15, 2008 in Reviews

Why the heck didn’t they do it this way the first time around? Thumbs up.

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Rush Boom Turtle: You suck at RTS

Posted by on September 10, 2008 in Features

Put that coffee down. Coffee is for villagers. Read Rush Boom Turtle #7

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Mercenaries 2 review

Posted by on September 3, 2008 in Reviews

Smuggle parrots for the Jamaican pirates, take down oil company depots for the mountain guerrillas, or protect corporate VIPs for United Petroleum. Thumbs up.

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Viva Pinata: Trouble in Paradise review

Posted by on September 2, 2008 in Reviews

Viva Pinata is about sex and death, the two most salient facts of biology. Thumbs up.

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