Picture Vader in the conference room in “Star Wars,” raising his hand to choke the guy and then delivering the line, “I find your lack of faith disturbing.” Now imagine if he raised his hand and instead accidentally crushed the speakerphone in the center of the conference table. Awkward. Would he pretend he meant to do that? Or would he fumble around and try again, destroying more appliances and furniture in the process before eventually choking the faithless guy? Because that’s what would happen in Force Unleashed.
Erik: I notice that Tom has one unit standing in the middle of the courtyard firing arrows at my flying orc. It’s called Legolas, and it’s not dying like the rest of his crappy units. I Alt-Tab out to do some research on the Internet.
Why the heck didn’t they do it this way the first time around?
Put that coffee down. Coffee is for villagers.
Smuggle parrots for the Jamaican pirates, take down oil company depots for the mountain guerrillas, or protect corporate VIPs for United Petroleum.
Viva Pinata is about sex and death, the two most salient facts of biology.