Bangai-O Spirits is really terrible. Thumbs up.

You could say Too Human has cornered the market on the cyber-Norse motif. Thumbs down.

My theory as to why Monster Madness and its recent Playstation 3 iteration, Grave Danger, got such bad reviews is that too few people know about Zombies Ate My Neighbors. Thumbs up.

…check out Sophitia and Ivy. Heh heh. Heh. Heh. Watch what happens when she jumps. Heh heh. Thumbs up.

Braid is an absolutely brilliant game and quite possibly a work of genius. I don’t like it one bit. Thumbs down.

The only surprising moment is when the player takes control of an abominable snowman who has trundled down from the Himalayas to mercilessly pummel some Chinese soldiers. After that, fighting a three-headed dragon is kind of anticlimactic. Thumbs down.

Think of it as a dungeon hack for the Homeland Security era. Thumbs up.