[Unreal Tournament 3’s] Xbox 360 version is huffing and puffing and bringing up the rear, long after anyone cares to watch the race.
…players can trace the rise of their own civilization in a single evening and still have time to watch, say, Birth of a Nation.
What Bad Company needs is an attitude adjustment. On your part.
Ah, Voldo, my freaky old friend. We meet again.
…everything in Cartoon Conductor will resonate somewhere in your head.
…this confused goulash of driving challenges, old-school puzzles, zombie battles, some late-game Tomb Raidering and even a bit of “Grand Theft Auto” in the park fails at pretty much everything it tries to do.