Archive for July, 2008

Florida. What a huge pain in the ass that state is.

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[Unreal Tournament 3’s] Xbox 360 version is huffing and puffing and bringing up the rear, long after anyone cares to watch the race.

Thumbs down.

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…players can trace the rise of their own civilization in a single evening and still have time to watch, say, Birth of a Nation.

Thumbs up.

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I start building up my Iroquois empire. I have bison, peacocks, and amber near my capital city, which is perfect stuff for the party I’m going to throw when I win.

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What Bad Company needs is an attitude adjustment. On your part.

Xbox 360 thumbs down. PS3 thumbs down.

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Ah, Voldo, my freaky old friend. We meet again.

Retro thumbs up.

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…everything in Cartoon Conductor will resonate somewhere in your head.

Thumbs up.

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I am a dwarf from Anvilmar.

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…this confused goulash of driving challenges, old-school puzzles, zombie battles, some late-game Tomb Raidering and even a bit of “Grand Theft Auto” in the park fails at pretty much everything it tries to do.

Thumbs down.

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