Top Ten Things Everquest Orcs Wish They Could Say When They're
About To Be Killed
10. Hey, I was just kidding when I said you ruined your lands.
I took the kids there once on vacation. Not bad.
9. Who am I kidding? The Crushbone Orcs won't be on your
tail. They're all drunk.
8. Can I suggest mediation? Violence is never the right answer.
7. Geez, you've killed me 37 times today. And I thought life
as an orc was boring…
6. Look! Behind you! It's the Minotaur Hero! I kid you not!
5. Goddamn Verant! Why do they only give me these cheapass
rusty weapons!
4. Calm down! When I offered to give you nude photos of Brad
McQuaid I had no idea it would piss you off. How about nude
pics of Smedley?
3. You know, I would have beaten you if I hadn't misplaced
my contacts this morning.
2. Killed by a level 1? Man, you're more twinked out than
a Hostess factory.
And the number one thing EverQuest orcs wish they could
say when they're about to be killed is...
1. Mutha%^$#^*^$#!!!!!
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